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The Accidental Oracle
The Accidental Oracle. ... According to his official biography (secret, like other Bush ... where the hot breath of Satan feels like a summer breeze. ...
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The Accidental Oracle: Column 6
Column 6. Double trouble Dear Orakle: I done worked my whole retchful life, nigh a hunnert 10 years, and cain't read nuthin' but the mule kicks on 'shine ...
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The Accidental Oracle: Column 8
Column 8. Drifter Dear Oracle: We let a drifter do some yard work and sleep in the metal shed out back for a few nights – and now we can't get rid of him! ...
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The Accidental Oracle: Column 4
My mom puts garlic in everything we eat, and has me and my sister Winnie use garlic toothpaste and shampoo – the kids at school call Winnie "the wampire" ...
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The Accidental Oracle
He came across the phrase "craunch the marmoset" in a history book, and the "porn alarm" went off when he tried to look it up on the school's internet ...
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