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Assimilated Press: Halliburton Luxury Resorts & Spas Coming To ... Halliburton Luxury Resorts & Spas Coming To Your Community. Houston, Texas - Halliburton and the Department of Homeland Security jointly ... 2.
Assimilated Press: President Bush Is A Bed Wetter President Bush Is A Bed Wetter. Washington, D.C. - A new shocking tell-all book by George W. Bush's childhood nanny claims that the ... 3.
Assimilated Press: President Bush Is A Bed Wetter President Bush Is A Bed Wetter. Washington, D.C. - A new shocking tell-all book by George W. Bush's childhood nanny claims that the ... 4.
Assimilated Press: White House: Parts Of Constitution Written In ... White House: Parts Of Constitution Written In Invisible Ink. Washington, D.C. - The White House announced today that many of the ... 5.
Assimilated Press: November 2007 After all, how could a flightless bird with a brain the size of a pea compete ... Bush: Well, Virty Virt, what you went through is standard protocol for ... 6.
Assimilated Press: Rush Limbaugh Busted Sniffing Nitrous Oxide In ... Palm Beach, Florida - Rush Limbaugh was arrested today on charges of burglary, public intoxication and violation of probation. ... 7.
Assimilated Press: Mafia Says Bush Family Gives Organized Crime ... May 22, 2007 ... Antonio Snow, spokesman for the five leading organized crime families, said today that as a patriotic service major organized crime figures ... 8.
Assimilated Press: Class President Refuses to Release Homework ... And, I’m class president, so that gives me executive privilege. ... UN but I could have been if I hadn't had a conflict with band; we had an away game.” ... 9.
Assimilated Press: Congress Searches For Another Word For "Liar" Congress Searches For Another Word For "Liar". Washington, D.C. - Rep. ... their time and citizens' tax dollars focused on what matters most for the nation. ... 10.
Assimilated Press: Congress Searches For Another Word For "Liar" Congress Searches For Another Word For "Liar". Washington, D.C. - Rep. Mel Watt (D-N.C.) doesn't think too highly of President Bush's honesty. ... |
