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Carly Milne • Blog • "Eating cardboard can ruin your life. You ... "Eating cardboard can ruin your life. You could end up in the street living in a box. Then you'll eat the box, and you'll be homeless." ... 2.
Carly Milne • Blog • "Doo doot doot doot doot doo doot!" so i googled her. and came up with sinspin, which amused me to no end because that meant that somehow, Car and I had ended up in the same profession. ... 3.
Carly Milne • Blog • "Are you out of your fucking mind? You really ... Feb 1, 2006 ... Now admittedly, I haven’t seen a lot of Dane Cook. .... I just wanna be alone in a quiet room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. ... 4.
Carly Milne • Blog • "This is a dashiki, given to me by the great ... "This is a dashiki, given to me by the great African leader Um-Tuh-Tuh, in gratitude for making his mother-in-law disappear." ... 5.
Carly Milne • Blog • "I don't want trouble. I just wanna be alone ... I just wanna be alone in a quiet room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don't even know what a tea cozy is. But I want one." ... 6.
Carly Milne • Blog • "Urge to kill... rising..." Feb 25, 2009 ... "Urge to kill... rising..." I didn't start my day wanting to strangle everyone, but it quickly devolved into that when I sat down to my desk ... 7.
Carly Milne • Blog • "There are two schools of safe cracking. Some ... Feb 22, 2009 ... As I walked past the entrance to the Kodak, I could smell the fresh roses they'd used to decorate an Oscar centerpiece. It was divine. ... 8.
Carly Milne • Blog • "I suppose you're going to guess my weight, too." "I suppose you're going to guess my weight, too." So Pax was the closest with yesterday's guessing game - what all those names have in common is they've all ... 9.
Carly Milne • Blog • "Worst. Movie. Ever!" Nov 23, 2005 ... 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005. Showgirls is the #1 worst movie of all time, if you ask me. And has one of the unintentionally funniest lines ever in ... 10.
Carly Milne • Blog • "Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans ... "Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be ... |
