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GIRLS ARE PRETTY FOREVER: You Are The Ice Cream Woman Day!
The archive of every single "day" from the five plus years of Girls Are ... Ice Cream should be bought from Ice Cream Men.” You give Lizzie her pop and you ...
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GIRLS ARE PRETTY FOREVER: You Are The Ice Cream Woman Day!
The archive of every single "day" from the five plus years of Girls Are ... Ice Cream should be bought from Ice Cream Men.” You give Lizzie her pop and you ...
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GIRLS ARE PRETTY FOREVER: The Ku Klux Klan Day
Dec 22, 2004 ... "Say goodbye to the Ku Klux Klan." Show them the mock-up of families of hooded Klan members cheering on a sack race in a public park; ...
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GIRLS ARE PRETTY FOREVER: Take Off Your Brassiere While Your ...
Apr 13, 2005 ... The next time you're with that special guy that you're really trying to make it work with, take your bra off while your shirt's still on. ...
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GIRLS ARE PRETTY FOREVER: He Sells Extra-Long Silk Ties Day
you asked in response to the extra-long silk tie selling part. ... How'd I get stuck with extra-long silk ties?" he'll ask the Gods in the sky. ...
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GIRLS ARE PRETTY FOREVER: Guest Book Day!
Guest Book Day! You arrived at your lake house yesterday and you're excited for a couple of weeks of peace. You rent the house out for most of the summer, ...
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GIRLS ARE PRETTY FOREVER: Your Teenage Daughter Is Bulimic Day!
Your Teenage Daughter Is Bulimic Day! ... That's the addiction to vomiting/defecating talking. It's not your daughter. Try to let it slide. ...
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GIRLS ARE PRETTY FOREVER: Depressed Roommate Who Isn’t Eating His ...
Sep 28, 2007 ... The problem is, he bought some ice cream back before he got depressed and he hasn’t opened it yet. You’d like to open it and eat it but ...
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GIRLS ARE PRETTY FOREVER: Sad Rock And Roll Star Day!
Sep 10, 2007 ... “I’m gonna do a concert for him,” the sad rock and roll start will say. “Right next to the mine. And I’m gonna keep playing until he’s ...
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GIRLS ARE PRETTY FOREVER: Happy Clown Beat Up Sad Clown Day!
Today in the ditch out behind the circus tent, Steve the Happy Clown beat up Maggie the Sad Clown. He beat her up pretty bad too. She's going to sit out the ...